Welcome back!

Hello everyone,
I'd like to welcome myself back, after rising from the ashes of a chewed up country, an amazing vacation in bangkok,koh samui & kohphangan, and wishing i was there again, its time to get back into the blogging fold, i still don't understand how i can popularize my blog furthermore and get it out to the masses but oh well fuck it, life goes on with or without it. :)
So lets discuss something fun, or better yet lack of it, what on earth does one do in the city of karachi for entertainment? I've tried and tried and tried again, but nothing i feel can come out of this city, albiet entertainment based unless atleast someone really really free can actually accumalate a calender of activities which come out every month hence increasing the temptation of the wait.
As you can see im going to try being a little more active on this blog now and start talking yet again about crap that is on my mind and im sure alot of other peoples mind, todays focus will be lack of entertainment, so what does one do? Eat out? Have Coffee? Go for ice cream? Fuck dude im really tired of eating or drinking coffee and im sure half of the people out there are also but due to the lack of things to do they go for it nonetheless, so next time you go out to eat, or go out for coffee, lets make it more interesting, break a plate, break a glass, break a cup, so what, they'll charge you for it? Fuck that atleast it'll cause some sort of excitement. :)
What else is there too do? Bowling? Go bowling yes but go bowling UTTERLY drunk!! dont drink and drive though be sure to keep a designated driver.
Poker seems to be getting pretty big down in khi, well sadly i love playing it, but i hate loosing to it but yet again be sure to keep your wallets well stocked its a great game but anything is possible and really guys if your good at facebook poker doesnt mean you're going to be good at real life poker so get over it. Get into a variation start playing strip poker ;) be sure to have women on the table or it gets rather sausagey if u know what i mean.
You know its sad, im actually having to sit here and think what one can actually do in this city and frankly there isn't a whole lot, so how about some start a calender a yearly calender plug in things plug in dates plug in anything even if its going to slap someone across the road, just type it in maybe we can come up with something fun.
Nonetheless ill kill todays blog by saying i had a moment it was during my vacation, i was floating in the sea(which i find incredibly fucking difficult to do) at koh samui amidst two huge cliffs, the great blue sky and the great blue sea and at that point and time, i just let go of it all, life seems alot more simpler after that. Everyone should give it a shot just get the hell out of your mundane routine and just do something relaxing/different/crazy anything that rocks your world or shakes it up a little bit even its a great feeling :)

the blank room...day 4

Yes there is no day 3 in my blog, because i think it just passed me by due to extreme workload!
So what now? Nothing i suppose today i feel we shall talk about the blank room!
What my friends is the blank room? Its that time in the day where you are sitting by yourself watching your favorite tv show and than this shiver goes up and down your spine after you realize the fact that you are in a blank state of mind. The blank room my friends, is the cubicle you sit in as do i at this present time and moment after hours at work.

The blank room is the state of mind that you are left with when you are drained after a long day at work. I'm sure all of you have had those days? Havent you? If you havent than please tell me the secret of your sanity.

The blank room is what your in when you are about say something and you completely forget what it was and it comes back to you in a week or a day or even a months time.

The blank room is that feeling that is derived out of that entertaining moment once achieved and than there is nothing else. Bordering boredom perhaps the blank room is a logic that everyone tends to overlook. What is your blank room? Come on tell me what you guys think your blank room is all about?

I have loads more to say about my blank room but it would be good if you spent atleast five minutes in a day to pinpoint your blank room and tell me about it so perhaps we can find a common factor and thus end that problem :).

the heat is on- day 2

Hmm, since its blasting hot out in the city of karachi today i decided to write up some insights on the present situation of the roads.

Yes they are still holed up, yes those ugly banners of benazirs return are still up, and yes the rickshaws and the taxi drivers and the donkey karts are still running around like they just ran out of an asylum. I think i preferred the city alot more with the strikes in full force. It was just so peaceful to drive around in the city, i shudder to say it but it felt like driving around the quiet streets of Dubai. But yet again even Dubai is going through traffic turmoil nowadays!

On another note, has anyone ever noticed that the hotter it gets outside the dumber people become on the inside? I have come across some pretty stupid people at some pretty hot times. And by hot i don't mean horny.

Have you ever noticed though that people tend to be quite less stupid when the night comes around, or is it just my imagination. I seriously think the level of stupidity decreases as the sun starts to go down. Its as if the sun makes people into non motivated, intellect deprived zombies.

Maybe the stress of working a full time job just wears people down...HELL NO i think thats utter crap, people in this country are just really spoilt. First of all do a job that you enjoy, than find stuff in it which entertains you. Trust me if it still doesn't work out than there must be something wrong with you. Trust me just do something you enjoy everyday of your life and the world will definitely be a better place.

Lets head back to the stupidity bit of this post, so yes i am willing to bet an arm and a leg that there are atleast 3 really stupid people that you will come across today, and there stupidity will shock you to levels of the unknown. But keep in mind these stupid people only come out during sunshine. Its like the night scares them into there little hobo boxes. An normal thinking human will come across and average of at least 2.5 stupid people in a day which means about 70-100 stupid people in a month.

The thing with stupidity is that it ranges from on end of the line to the other, you could come across stupid doctors, stupid rjs, stupid advertisers, stupid brands, stupid men, stupid kids, stupid women and well the list is just endless. So how about you yes you reading this blog right now, tell me how many stupid people you come across on an average everyday.

How do we fix this? I really don't know, i just plain simple phase myself out when im around stupid people or i just tell them to shut up. Or you could just wait for the night to fall and well just hope to god they go hide themselves back in there little cardboard hobo boxes!

The way i was - Day 1

I've heard alot about blogs in the past couple of years but honestly i have never had the chance to ever read one never ever given thought to write one. But lets just say every dog has his day and today could actually be mine.I never did understand what a blog was, yes i can see everyone shaking there head thinking what a moron but seriously who cares.

Actually the real reason im writing this blog is because i got inspired, it was inspiration yes but definitely not of the divine kind, nor of the emotional or spiritual kind. It actually stemmed from watching this TV show by the name of "Californication" It was hilarious, dirty and just outright wrong and guess what i loved it.

Well so what do i hope to achieve out of this blog? Honestly not a whole lot, all i want to do is write, if anyone wants to read they are more than welcome. I do not intend on being inspirational nor will be one of those "wow i want to write like that" aspirational blogs. If i dont have anything to say i wont write but if i feel something needs to be said well it will be and nothing "NOTHING" will be held back so dont piss me off;).

On a lighter note i have been writing this blog since last night, but my sad ass pc keeps hanging on me, so i finally can finish this now. Consider this the start of an honest revolution and please feel free to throw off your shoes take of your clothes and chill in your chaddis for this blog which i so quaintly describe as "Samme says what?" Welcome to my hell.

Oh yeah and one more thing, please feel free to say anything and everything you would like to say on the comments portion and try not to hold yourself back.