Tuesday, January 13, 2009

2009 the future is here! So now what?

Its too painful to sit and have to think about a title for my new blog hence i came up with the lame one here! So 2009 is here, now what? Yes thats the question on many peoples minds! Well lets not get into whats happening around the world and in our lovely country nowadays and keep this light hearted like i actually wanted to initially! My list of things to do in 2009 are:

Slap atleast 5 politicians
Run semi naked through Zamzamma
Organize a BIGGGGG Scavenger hunt
HAVE a new yrs party without having to stand at the gate
Get wasted atleast 1nce which usually doesnt happen

Better yet i have a great idea how about i leave it out in the open! So people whoever is reading this blog, push across what YOU would like me to DO in 2009! Ill do whatever i can trust me on that one :) as long as it has nothing to do with any sort of crude sexual stuff :P. So i shall leave this blog open ended for all of you out there reading this send in your comments and lets play!

3 comments:

khiju said...
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khiju said...

On a marginally serious note, I think Karachites need to look beyond the coast and venture out into the sea. Dubai is creating a mini world just off the shore, while we rot in Karachi's polluted streets, breathing diesel fumes and coughing out lead and blood.

Dump a million tons of sand at a spot of your choice, before Khadda preferably where the ocean starts and the sea bed drastically falls to a thousand feet. I suggest the spot be closer to Balochistan than Sindh. Clear waters - 50m visibility - coral reef - motor boats prohibited - sail boats only.

A 'model island' raised out no where. Life stacked on top of sands and running parallel to the busy life in Karachi.

No cell phones, no unrequited relationships. Life, in its raw basic essence. Not quite inspired by cast away or blue lagoon since they're both catartrophes. This is more like choosing the luxuries of life without having to live as slaves to the monetary world.

Must get back to work, freeze the fantasy juice that's pouring onto your blog as we speak.

Ah, un requited life, I return to you, once again.

khiju said...

Well, I would like for you to initiate a nudist camp in the heart of your rotting city, i.e. Karachi. The theme of the launch event should be 'mass orgy for sado-masochists'. Pre-requisite to entry: one must own atleast a double barrel shot gun and a couple of berreta's. Also, genitals should be functional and intact.

Activity: you can either enslave another person by humping him/her OR in case of fierce insurmountable resistance, you must kill and eradicate all subversive element from your camp.

Last man standing will be titled, 'King of Karachi'. He will wear on his head a crown carved out of human flesh, soaked in blood.

Let the games begin.