Showing posts with label karachi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label karachi. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2008

Welcome back!


Hello everyone,
I'd like to welcome myself back, after rising from the ashes of a chewed up country, an amazing vacation in bangkok,koh samui & kohphangan, and wishing i was there again, its time to get back into the blogging fold, i still don't understand how i can popularize my blog furthermore and get it out to the masses but oh well fuck it, life goes on with or without it. :)
So lets discuss something fun, or better yet lack of it, what on earth does one do in the city of karachi for entertainment? I've tried and tried and tried again, but nothing i feel can come out of this city, albiet entertainment based unless atleast someone really really free can actually accumalate a calender of activities which come out every month hence increasing the temptation of the wait.
As you can see im going to try being a little more active on this blog now and start talking yet again about crap that is on my mind and im sure alot of other peoples mind, todays focus will be lack of entertainment, so what does one do? Eat out? Have Coffee? Go for ice cream? Fuck dude im really tired of eating or drinking coffee and im sure half of the people out there are also but due to the lack of things to do they go for it nonetheless, so next time you go out to eat, or go out for coffee, lets make it more interesting, break a plate, break a glass, break a cup, so what, they'll charge you for it? Fuck that atleast it'll cause some sort of excitement. :)
What else is there too do? Bowling? Go bowling yes but go bowling UTTERLY drunk!! dont drink and drive though be sure to keep a designated driver.
Poker seems to be getting pretty big down in khi, well sadly i love playing it, but i hate loosing to it but yet again be sure to keep your wallets well stocked its a great game but anything is possible and really guys if your good at facebook poker doesnt mean you're going to be good at real life poker so get over it. Get into a variation start playing strip poker ;) be sure to have women on the table or it gets rather sausagey if u know what i mean.
You know its sad, im actually having to sit here and think what one can actually do in this city and frankly there isn't a whole lot, so how about some start a calender a yearly calender plug in things plug in dates plug in anything even if its going to slap someone across the road, just type it in maybe we can come up with something fun.
Nonetheless ill kill todays blog by saying i had a moment it was during my vacation, i was floating in the sea(which i find incredibly fucking difficult to do) at koh samui amidst two huge cliffs, the great blue sky and the great blue sea and at that point and time, i just let go of it all, life seems alot more simpler after that. Everyone should give it a shot just get the hell out of your mundane routine and just do something relaxing/different/crazy anything that rocks your world or shakes it up a little bit even its a great feeling :)

Monday, October 22, 2007

the heat is on- day 2


Hmm, since its blasting hot out in the city of karachi today i decided to write up some insights on the present situation of the roads.

Yes they are still holed up, yes those ugly banners of benazirs return are still up, and yes the rickshaws and the taxi drivers and the donkey karts are still running around like they just ran out of an asylum. I think i preferred the city alot more with the strikes in full force. It was just so peaceful to drive around in the city, i shudder to say it but it felt like driving around the quiet streets of Dubai. But yet again even Dubai is going through traffic turmoil nowadays!

On another note, has anyone ever noticed that the hotter it gets outside the dumber people become on the inside? I have come across some pretty stupid people at some pretty hot times. And by hot i don't mean horny.

Have you ever noticed though that people tend to be quite less stupid when the night comes around, or is it just my imagination. I seriously think the level of stupidity decreases as the sun starts to go down. Its as if the sun makes people into non motivated, intellect deprived zombies.

Maybe the stress of working a full time job just wears people down...HELL NO i think thats utter crap, people in this country are just really spoilt. First of all do a job that you enjoy, than find stuff in it which entertains you. Trust me if it still doesn't work out than there must be something wrong with you. Trust me just do something you enjoy everyday of your life and the world will definitely be a better place.

Lets head back to the stupidity bit of this post, so yes i am willing to bet an arm and a leg that there are atleast 3 really stupid people that you will come across today, and there stupidity will shock you to levels of the unknown. But keep in mind these stupid people only come out during sunshine. Its like the night scares them into there little hobo boxes. An normal thinking human will come across and average of at least 2.5 stupid people in a day which means about 70-100 stupid people in a month.

The thing with stupidity is that it ranges from on end of the line to the other, you could come across stupid doctors, stupid rjs, stupid advertisers, stupid brands, stupid men, stupid kids, stupid women and well the list is just endless. So how about you yes you reading this blog right now, tell me how many stupid people you come across on an average everyday.

How do we fix this? I really don't know, i just plain simple phase myself out when im around stupid people or i just tell them to shut up. Or you could just wait for the night to fall and well just hope to god they go hide themselves back in there little cardboard hobo boxes!